May 2013
I just realized what tomorrow is.
comedynerdsunited:
“I’m not big on planning ahead, but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. I have a table for one at Morty’s steak house. Where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, Which can only happen if I take a full load.”
- Jeff Winger, Season 1 Episode 24
In hindsight, that’s not quite how it panned out. But if anyone still wants to meet at Morty’s, I’ll save...
Annie: You sat in a room for 26 straight hours. Didn't that bother you?!
Abed: Yeah, I was livid.
Annie: Then why didn't you leave?!
Abed: Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends.
christinesinclutch:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
